Friday, February 24, 2012

the sick post...*coughcough*

So, as some of y'all know from my other blog posts, I'm sicker than a fucking dog right now. Because of this though, unless someone else DJ's over at the shittychat I've just been listening to the same things over and over's weird, I just get really repetitive with my music and stay focused on a few titles until I'm better. That and the loss of taste, and THAT affects me more than it should.

So let's kick this post off with what I've been listening to as of late....

Fuck you Ace, you know what you did.

Magical girls represent. Prepare yourself for the most moeswag you've ever experienced.

Thank you, Based Madoka!

Another awesome Madoka remix, different but still equally awesome...and now that I think about it, I've posted this before.

Don't care. Just enjoy it.

This is the song I think about while I've been writing up Shitty Chat the Fightan. Seriously, especially the part where he screams out "You seek to stand against me?" and the band replies with "I WILL NOT STAND AGAINST YOU!"

Conquest of Steel - The Prophecy

Not even joking, I actually see Spad standing before the PowerSPIKE glowing with a brilliant white light, his arms outstretched, fingers clawed as he opens his heterochromic eyes and growls, "You seek to stand against me?"

Then as the band screams back "I WILL NOT STAND AGAINST YOU!" I see the camera pan around so the PowerSPIKE is still in the lower-center part of the screen, only That Bastard rises up in the background, reaching for it, before the other Shitty Chat Fighters do so, the camera cutting to a side-cut of the various hands reaching out to grasp the SPIKE with Spad angled behind it, his cloak spreading to reveal the Internet Space within it...

lol, I overdo everything I get into. Shit. Thank god the others are there to edit my bullshit down.

Ladies, go get yer boy shorts and chunky-assed weapons-grade rollerskates. Guys, get ready to show off how good yer hips can swivel and piston.

Everyone, get yer disco on.

The Asteroids Galaxy Tour - Heart Attack

LOL I heard this over at Timothy Bowen's VJ playlist. Go find him at and tell 'em That Bastard sent ya for 25% more chaos~!

Y'know, some songs can really trip either my Rage Trigger or my Rape Trigger. Not all my raping, though, is violent - sometimes you've just been devoured by me in "Kitty" mode and you didn't even realize it was non-consensual until two days later you realize you've moved into my pad and haven't seen anything else but my cieling for the past two days.

Hey, it happens darlin'. I don't do one-night stands, I do one-week stands if anything...

SO, what is a "Kitty" song you may ask?

Here's the ur-example:

Kip Hanrahan - All Roads Are Made of Flesh

I go fucking apeshit for Kip Hanrahan. Fuck yeah.

I'll make another sick post soon enough. In the meantime, if you wanna waste more of your time happily, they just dropped some fresh new stuff over at:

-Epic Rap Battles of History
-Dan Bull/Douglby
-Epic Meal Time (whup, they're funny again)
-Bro Team Pill

I don't care if it's non-music stuff, I'm sick and will do whatever the hell I want here. I do what I want, you do what yer told.

With that stated, ain't got nothin' but love for y'all.

Time to leave ya with somethin' funny:


~That Bastard

Tuesday, February 21, 2012


Yeap. You guys follow me here? Go to and follow me there. Best way to get updated on which blog is updated, dat interface, read up on my stuff and...well, you get the point, don't you?

Also, KAOS: Chaos Party Radio at

ALSO, Anubis Unit updates over at Legion HQ!

Last but not least, get caught up on my sound bytes, "voice acting," and those a capellas I keep promising here...

Shittychat Vocal Stuff

Shittychat Vocal Stuff 2: The Announcer Begins

Shittychat Vocal Stuff 3: The Announcer Is Helping

That Bastard's Vocal Garbage (VA stuff you'll probably see around here on the site, lol)

Annnnnd I reckon you can expect more tasty musical selections in the next Sooth(e) post~! Thanks for keepin' up with meh, hope to see you over at The Pen Is My Sword, and let's keep this awesome train a-runnin'~!

...and let's end this post with Doobie Brother's Long Train A-Runnin'.

Yeaaaaah. Fuck yeah, Doobie Brothers.

Nod ya head, it's a celebration bitches.

The Pen Is Sword is up, my blogs are running, and we've survived another day. Tomorrow we might die, but tonight we dance!

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Care To Hear From Yours Truly?

In case ya haven't noticed, I'm upgrading all over the place.

Come check out my new blogsite,, with an easier-to-use interface and the actual ability to keep up with ALL EIGHT of the blogs I'm responsible for at just a glance and the click of yer mouse!

Almost done, almost the meantime, here's four playlists for you to check out. Just vocal stuff I did. You might find it interesting, maybe not...but it's today's Sooth(e) Your Freaking Beast post!

General VA Stuff ("That Bastard's Vocal Garbage")

Shitty Chat Vocal Stuffs

Chat Fightan Vocal Stuffs: The Announcer Begins

Chat Fightan Vocal Stuffs 2: The Announcer Is Helping

New Shiznits Playlist ('cuz I usually load 'em up here first before I move 'em around)

A Capella Playlist

Project: Boyfriend (not quite up and running yet)

Promotional Sound Bytes Playlist

Character Pack Playlist

As always, don't forget to check out Anubis Unit by typing it in the search bar over at Youtube!

Tomorrow is another practice and more uploads. Busy busy busy all around...

To my new followers, hiya! To my old followers, just follow and bookmark at The Pen Is My Sword in order to keep up with meh!

'Cuz it's time to get Sanic about it!

Much love, peace, and plenty o' bacon grease,

~That Bastard

Monday, February 13, 2012

Anubis Unit Demo Just Dropped Today!

Anubis Unit. The Raw Recordings. Five Moves of Doom Demo. First take cuts, no mixing, no effects outside of bass equalization, no layering, no tuning, no practice for two months, no hardcore professional studio equipment.

Raw balls cuts as it gets. We'll be re-releasing a better version of 1200 Lbs. of Penis next Sunday or Monday.

That's The Sound My Balls Make

1200 Lbs of Penis


Steak and Eggs (The Warmup Song)

Subscribe, fave, comment, send to all your punk, metal-loving rebellious rock and roller friends, yah?

Spread it around, share the love, we'll be getting better versions recorded as soon as we can afford 'em.

And if you like the riffs, chords, timing and sounds even one of these songs, just wait 'til next week, even. Seriously, we sound way better live than we do over this soundboard.

Now just to prove it...

Friday, February 10, 2012

Stuff From My Personal Stash!

I don't even remember what the hell I was supposed to post today, so instead I'll just post some good stuff I've got layin' around~!

Huge post over at The Pen Is My Sword, for once nothing save for a general discussion. In the meantime, here's some of that sweet, sweet Youtube vidyuh I keep hidden in my personal stash. Hey, this is my PERSONAL stash bro!

No hoggin' the muzak!

The Greenskeepers - Lotion

Greasymoose - Dance of the Manwhore. I, literally, canNOT stop listening to this fucking video. Like I've noted, five times a day.

The Kingston Trio - Greenback Dollar

MAN I love that song. Wonder what submissions like these tells all y'all 'bout my musical tastes.

Let's keep it goin' with Sex Machineguns - Heavy Metal Thunder.

I might've already posted this up before in a previous Sooth(e), but hey if it's good, play it!

If it's great, play it LOUD!

Let's end today's post on a good note~! Just learned of these guys, and holy shit do they rock! Middle-aged rock band The Dr. Smith Band with "Zombie Bitches Kicking Ass."

If my band even gets a little bit bigger in awesomeness, I am SO inviting these guys to a tour!!! Shit, as many as I can talk our peoples into allowin'~!!!


Saturday, February 4, 2012

I've Got A Pocketful Of Modnar...

..and I'mma gonna share it with ALL of youse guys!

This time around, no reason or rhyme behind my suggestions, just some good shit I've been listening to as of late.

Pretty soon I'mma gonna hafta post up some shit for my Battleworld Theme Pack or somethin'. Just a collection of the songs that inspire the characters I've drawn up.

Trust me, there's a lot.

Anyway, HEEEERE WE GO! No gimmick, no bullshit, just a bunch of videos. ENJOY!

Protomen - Light Up The Night

Sonic Adventure 2 - I Am The Eggman

Dan Bull (muhfuggen douglby) - Assassin's Creed Rap

Le Tigre - Deceptacon

The Priscillas - All My Friends Are Zombies

Yeah, you can admit it. I've got a great taste for music, and you've come hungry~! Hope you enjoyed this snack OKAY NO MORE FUCKING PUNS!!!!

Anyway, next installment of Sooth(e) Your Freaking Beast I'm gonna throw some more random music at you, especially some stuff Tracirz and Nebberz (or just Tracirz? - got me hooked on.

Hooked like a MOTHERFUCKER, yo.

Just be forewarned: I'm probably gonna post some seriously chill, sexy, cool shiznits up in the next post.

Consider yerself warned, y'all~!