Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Austrian Death Machine THE POST!

Not even fuckin' around with y'all, this is nothin' but Austrian Death Machine Monday.

Am I going to explain shit? No.

Am I going to bang my head like a acid-induced single-man moshpit?

Fuck yes I am.

Time to piss off my neighbors, and yours.

Austrian Death Machine - I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, And Your Motorcycle



Austrian Death Machine - Intro + T2 Theme



Austrian Death Machine - Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?



Austrian Death Machine - Come On Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar



And I saved the fucking BEST for last, boys and girls!

Austrian Death Machine - cover of Agnostic Front's "Gotta Gotta Go "



Austrian Death Machine - Double Ahnold




Okay, okay, okay NOW I will give an explanation. So I was talkin' to my homeboy (KARSAAAAAA) and somehow I brought up Austrian Death Machine to him and started doing my crappy Ahnold voice "NYAAAAAAAAAAAUUOUGH!" and what-not. Anyway, he mentioned that he had never heard of 'em before and I admitted that while I don't like squeemo death-metal vocals, these guys rock the fuckin' paunch.

I then told him that I'd make this post.

So here we are.

Hope you guys liked it! Next Soothe Your Freaking Beast post will be what I had originally planned, a trip back into time YES YET AGAIN PUT YOUR HAND DOWN KARSA I SEE YOU YOU LITTLE SONUVABITCH, KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS AND I'LL DRIVE THIS BUS RIGHT OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!

AND IF I DON'T SEE A CLIFF, I'LL FUCKING STOP THE BUS, LOCK ALL YOU LITTLE BASTARDS IN, GET OUT AND DIG ONE IN FRONT OF US WITH A BIG-ASSED SPOON BEFORE DRIVING OFF OF IT woah channeled a little bit of Man-Flavored Milk there for a moment.

'Til next time, kiddies!

6 comments:

  1. One of them had a Guns 'n Roses classic drum intro.

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  2. Great music. I especially like the first one - I'd definitely play guitar in a hot tub if I could. :)

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  3. I'm going to have to either find earbuds or get to a less public place with an internet connection before I can give this band a listen. In the meantime, Austrian Death Machine does sound like a promising name for a band to get me in the right mindset before and during a workout.

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  4. what a very very strange band. it is like... hardcore jokes. Not sure if I should rock out, or just sit there and laugh.

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  5. It never occurred to me to play a guitar in a hot tub. The Governater, however, looks pretty good for his age.

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  6. @all commentators - FUCK YEAAAH BOYEEE!

    No, seriously, that's pretty much my response to everyone up 'til now. Probably gonna be for everyone afterwards too. :3

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