Not even fuckin' around with y'all, this is nothin' but Austrian Death Machine Monday.
Am I going to explain shit? No.
Am I going to bang my head like a acid-induced single-man moshpit?
Fuck yes I am.
Time to piss off my neighbors, and yours.
Austrian Death Machine - I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, And Your Motorcycle
Austrian Death Machine - Intro + T2 Theme
Austrian Death Machine - Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?
Austrian Death Machine - Come On Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar
And I saved the fucking BEST for last, boys and girls!
Austrian Death Machine - cover of Agnostic Front's "Gotta Gotta Go "
Austrian Death Machine - Double Ahnold
Okay, okay, okay NOW I will give an explanation. So I was talkin' to my homeboy (KARSAAAAAA) and somehow I brought up Austrian Death Machine to him and started doing my crappy Ahnold voice "NYAAAAAAAAAAAUUOUGH!" and what-not. Anyway, he mentioned that he had never heard of 'em before and I admitted that while I don't like squeemo death-metal vocals, these guys rock the fuckin' paunch.
I then told him that I'd make this post.
So here we are.
Hope you guys liked it! Next Soothe Your Freaking Beast post will be what I had originally planned, a trip back into time YES YET AGAIN PUT YOUR HAND DOWN KARSA I SEE YOU YOU LITTLE SONUVABITCH, KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS AND I'LL DRIVE THIS BUS RIGHT OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!
AND IF I DON'T SEE A CLIFF, I'LL FUCKING STOP THE BUS, LOCK ALL YOU LITTLE BASTARDS IN, GET OUT AND DIG ONE IN FRONT OF US WITH A BIG-ASSED SPOON BEFORE DRIVING OFF OF IT woah channeled a little bit of Man-Flavored Milk there for a moment.
'Til next time, kiddies!
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