Monday, January 30, 2012

Yeap, I'm doin' it here too!

Yeaaaaaap. Have you visited my whoreblog, The Pen Is My Sword? I've got quite a few choice literary pieces over there, including the publicly-released write-ups and poetry that I've done lately and awhile back.

Suffice it to say, it's mah litblog. 'Cuz I honestly believe you guys actually READ my walls of text, and might be willing to sit down and read some of my more meaningful stuff.

Speakin' of which, y'see that link? In case ya don't, check this:

http://thepenismysword.blogspot.com/2012/01/extreme-existence-battleworld-proposal.html

Now, I'm still writin' stuff up. BUUUUUT I've already got the Kraze Armada already completely done for starting values and other nonsuch, and I've begun work on their storyline (as well as suggested map routes). At least canon storyflow (depending on what choices you make) will be written up this way, with the rest added on as I go on.

I know I'm coming at this from the viewpoint of a writer, but that's what I do BEST, y'know? Anyway, I can program myself but I'll eventually come to the Internets, my friends, and you guys - my readers - for help with the artwork and beta-testing and double-checkin' shit.

Until then I want to keep workin' at it and ensurin' that it's at least worth your time to read, y'know? For what it's worth, the Kraze Armada (the "Shotoclone" of the game, not inexactly the main good guys but more than likely the one outside of the Krieg the audience will play first) is already shaping up to be pretty cool. Lord knows if you base it on the characters alone they got more than a couple of my faves, but speakin' as the creator and as biased as I am - yeah, there's a favorite or three of mine in each kingdom, even the Goblinate Forces.

Anyway, this blog post is just to whore out my litblog and also highlight the work I've done on Battleworld thus far. As soon as I can actually afford to go to a restaurant, I shall and, naturally, talk about it first here!


OH, do expect a KAOS: Chaos Party Radio post sometime too! It seems like I DID get mentioned by Da Boys, and they even used some of my material!

Fuckin' AWESOME~!

Last but not least, my attention whore-ism has not been satisfied! Tell your friends, tell yer lovers, tell yer fuckin' PARENTS 'bout me! With 6 blogs and walls of text as big as my freakin' head, you'd think I'd have at least a LITTLE bit of somethin' worth yer time!

Don't worry mah peoples, next installment of Soothe Your Freaking Beast will be allll music, y'know?

In the meantime, hey plenty o' other musics up on the earlier installments! Go find what yer lookin' for, scratch that itch~!

Deelite - Groove Is In The Heart. Why? Because.



Sincerely,

~That Bastard

Thursday, January 26, 2012

IT'S TIME TO CRAM SOME 90'S DOWN YER GULLET!

Yeaaaaap, time to indulge.

You were born in the nineties? Oh, so sorry - too bad you weren't born in a, y'know, era where you could actually ENJOY the '90's. For those of you who are simply here to slap on some nostalgia goggles as thick as the entire Encyclopedia Britannica or if you're the kind to wallow in just straight-up good shit, here ya go.

Hipsters not allowed here. We eat the weak here, let's not forget whose blog yer at.

Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground



MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, so fucking good!!!!!!

Garbage - Push It



Fuck you if you that shit didn't get yer head bobbin'. Fuck me if I've already posted that in a previous blog post.

Shit, now we need a palate cleanser...

Sponge - Wax Ecstatic (To Sell Angelina)



Meat Puppets - Open Wide



Now for a change of pace. Y'know who I miss? Mystikal...

Still Smokin'



Supposedly Bustah Rhymes got fat. Nigga, you ain't Charles Barkley! You gotta sing us out through the end of the world, brotha...

Nevermind, he did a video last year with a few other peoples. Still, he's gotta come back and flip the game back up.

Gimme Some Mo



And let's close it out with a lil' bit of dat Soundgarden, eh?

Fuck you, Superunknown is one of my favorite fucking albums, especially since they broke up afterwards.

Instead of sighing, let's just enjoy the goodness, eh?

Soundgarden - Burden In My Hand (GASP, inorite, not Black Hole Sun? Fuck you, everyone plays that fucking song, it's like Satisfaction for Rolling Stones only grunge and sexy)



Hope you enjoyed that plunge into the nineties, eh? Not like there isn't a thousand VH1 reruns about that kinda shit, but hey - I plays what I likes, I likes what I plays.

Sincerely,

That Bastard

...p.s. Iron Fucking Maiden.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Austrian Death Machine THE POST!

Not even fuckin' around with y'all, this is nothin' but Austrian Death Machine Monday.

Am I going to explain shit? No.

Am I going to bang my head like a acid-induced single-man moshpit?

Fuck yes I am.

Time to piss off my neighbors, and yours.

Austrian Death Machine - I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, And Your Motorcycle



Austrian Death Machine - Intro + T2 Theme



Austrian Death Machine - Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?



Austrian Death Machine - Come On Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar



And I saved the fucking BEST for last, boys and girls!

Austrian Death Machine - cover of Agnostic Front's "Gotta Gotta Go "



Austrian Death Machine - Double Ahnold




Okay, okay, okay NOW I will give an explanation. So I was talkin' to my homeboy (KARSAAAAAA) and somehow I brought up Austrian Death Machine to him and started doing my crappy Ahnold voice "NYAAAAAAAAAAAUUOUGH!" and what-not. Anyway, he mentioned that he had never heard of 'em before and I admitted that while I don't like squeemo death-metal vocals, these guys rock the fuckin' paunch.

I then told him that I'd make this post.

So here we are.

Hope you guys liked it! Next Soothe Your Freaking Beast post will be what I had originally planned, a trip back into time YES YET AGAIN PUT YOUR HAND DOWN KARSA I SEE YOU YOU LITTLE SONUVABITCH, KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS AND I'LL DRIVE THIS BUS RIGHT OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!

AND IF I DON'T SEE A CLIFF, I'LL FUCKING STOP THE BUS, LOCK ALL YOU LITTLE BASTARDS IN, GET OUT AND DIG ONE IN FRONT OF US WITH A BIG-ASSED SPOON BEFORE DRIVING OFF OF IT woah channeled a little bit of Man-Flavored Milk there for a moment.

'Til next time, kiddies!

Thursday, January 19, 2012

BWABWABWA first Soothe music post of 2012~!

Heh.



So naturally I had to throw this on.

Good way to start the new year, eh?

...alright, alright, here's the shit I was listening to over the Christmas/New Years holiday:

Hercules and Love Affair - Shadows



Hercules and Love Affair - Painted Eyes



Mmmmm, this pie...so fucking good. I blame Tracirz (http://technicolortypecast.blogspot.com/) and her awesome taste in music for turning me onto these bastards. Just...sooooo fuckin' good.

And then you got this little puppy from Guilty Gear X vocal tracks, No Mercy (Sol Badguy Versus Ky Kiske) which is still in my top ten songs to duel with.



I also fell in love with Dan Bull. Just fuckin' period.



And while we're talkin' 'bout Skyrim, here's the greatest fuckin' metal cover of Sons of Skyrim (at least, the first minute or so - the rest could use some fine tuning if'n ya ask me).



I don't know how I came across this song, nor have I seen the show this is based on. I also refuse to tell any of youse guys what I was looking for when I found it.



And now, a non musical send-off because holy fucking shit, catgirls.

Always relevant.