Y'know, why DON'T we just bust out a good ol' fashioned blowout, eh?
There's this anime called "Detroit Metal City," which follows a Japanese death metal band by the same name. Suffice it to say the humor is excellently done, the situations are hilarious and...well, there's just something incredibly entertaining about seeing the normally meek and exceedingly mild Soichi Negishi being forced to turn into vicious and demonic Johannes Krauser II, and how the two personalities bleed into one another depending on the situation.
Seriously, this shit is TOO funny! Especially the "11 rapes in one second" and "I'M GOING TO RAPE THIS SHITTY TOKYO TOWER!!!!"
No, seriously...this is one massive rape joke. If you ain't into that, you shouldn't check it out...but if you, like I, find this shit fuckin' hilarious then yer gonna dig it up with a silver spoon!
Now, with THAT stated, I ain't one for "screamo" or death metal growling...but DMC exemplifies the shit that I DO like, and I invite you to check it out for yourself!
Urami Harasade Okubekika ("Should This Vengeance Be Taken")
Ano Ko Wo Rape ("Rape That Girl")
Y'know, lemme spoil THIS much for ya: one of the funniest parts of DMC actually happens in the very first episode, but each episode has something to remember it kindly by. DEFINITELY the funniest though is when Negishi (who dreams of becoming a sugary, trendy pop star, but instead becomes a death metal star which in and of itself is nothing but hilarious) must save the girl he loves (a girl who dug his songs back in high school so much she became a music reporter...and who hates DMC, and doesn't know that Negishi is Krauser) by air-guitaring Krauser's moves in order to placate a bunch of DMC fans who became enraged and offended when he bad-mouthed DMC to his chick.
In the midst of his frantic air-guitaring and moves, he slowly bleeds over into Krauser but his thoughts are still his own, right? So he's all thinking "I know what I must do, I know what to say to you my love!"
Then he grabs her by the shoulders and in Krauser's voice, with the spirit of Krauser hanging over him, he roars "LET ME RAPE YOU BITCH PIG!!!" instead of "I love you."
Then immediately realizes he had accidentally become Krauser.
She smacks him and runs, and I don't even remember what happened next 'cuz I was laughing so fucking hard. Seriously, check it out!
Hell, even the TRIBUTE to Detroit Metal City fuckin' kicks ass! Check this out:
WARP (Walking Metal Mix) - by Monobright (for the Tribute to Krauser II album)
Joy - Metal Joy (for the Tribute to Krauser II album) - to be honest I think the band name is Yuki and the song is Joy...but the metal remix is called "metal joy." Whatever, I'll post up the originals sometime for comparison.
GO TO DMC! FUCK!!!!!
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