Saturday, August 13, 2011

I Might Lose A Follower Or Two For This 'Un...

So, do y'all know what Vocaloids are? It's basically a computer program that can sing.

Yeah, inorite?! Like Macross Plus is suddenly becoming real or somethin'~! Even worse, there's tooooons of porn out there for each one (or so, at least the most popular ones) so if they DO become sentient we're guaranteed they'll go Skynet on our collective asses.

With that stated, lemme introduce you to the most popular fuck that I'll show you my favorite one out of 'em all.

The alter-ego (I'll explain later) known as Miku Zatsune. In b4 weeaboos correcting me.

Miku Zatsune - Sweet So Sweet (WARNING, DAT OPENING SOUND BLAST!)

Okay, so you have Miku Hatsune, who is the most popular of the vocaloids (including squeeing fangirls whom I like to torture by posting up pornographic pictures of Miku. It's all fantears and "MIKU WOULD NEVER DO THAAAAAT!" guess what she did she's a 2-dimensional character and a computer program and I have pictures of her slutting it out with multiple kinds of gangbangs OH BY THE WAY MY BLOGS AREN'T SUGGESTED FOR YOUR KIDS YOU SHOULD NOT LET THEM READ ME LOL), and she's pretty much pure J-pop goodness. I don't mind J-techno, or J-pop, or...well, you get the point. Now Miku can kick out the jams though, with only a few sounding too metallic for my tastebuds.

Then you have her alter-ego which encompasses real metal, hard rock sounds though there's ongoing internuggets arguments if her name is Miku Zatsune or Miku Hagane. No matter how you cut it though, bitch's got chops.

Miku Hagane - Sky Burial

The, well...strangely metal-ish "Corpse Attack" by Miku Hagane...

Anyway, you get the point. Now that I've broken the ice with THAT, let's cover a coupla Miku Hatsune songs, eh? Then perhaps a coupla other vocaloids...

Miku Hatsune - God Slaying Machine

Miku Hatsune - Rerise

An interestingly, hauntingly beautiful one called "Silence"...

Another personal fave of mine, "Love Is War"...

Also, BWABWABWA omfg the fantards are fighting amongst themselves, Miku Hatsune purists versus those who think she's "as good as Lady Gaga!" AAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

So anyway, yeah...there's actually quite a few other vocaloids. Lin and Ren, the twins (brother and sister), two cute blondes who are sometimes accompanied by Miku Hatsune. Teito, who isn't as popular as Miku (and apparently has a bit of stage envy - she actually has a song "It's Teito's Turn Forever!" amongst others. Or maybe I'm reading too much into it, either way...), and there's also Luka, Kaito...

Well, to be quite honest I haven't even heard the others, really.

STILL, ya learn somethin' new everyday, yeah? And in this day and age when computer programs can friggin' sing, who knows what tomorrow will bring...

It'd better bring me my goddamn sex robot slaves, that's what~~!

Next post, I'm gonna post up just a bunch of hard rock and sweet metal, 'cuz my fuckin' e-cred is shrinking by the second. Gotta keep it real greasy up in heah, gotta keep it street, y'knowwhatI'msayin'?

~That Bastard


  1. I kind of want to start following because of this.

  2. I think I'll wait for the robot sex slaves, singing programs are too creepy for me.


  3. @Admin - Hello there, cutie pie! By all means join up, I got, like, five blogs and am certain I'll post SOMETHING that'll strike your fancy!

    I will do my best to be worthy of your attentions.

    @Stig - AAAAAAAHHAHAHHA, dude, yeah. It took me awhile to warm up to the idea, then I "found" the programs necessary to make your own vocaloid for your computer (as well as a minor AI program)...then it dawned on me, "Dude, are you REALLY going to give your computer a voice?!"

    Suffice it to say my beloved 'puter remains mute today.

  4. I'm a little worried to watch these videos at the Y, lol.
    But WHAT? I'm going to have to investigate this further.
    Anything that brings us closer to robot sex slaves is progress in my book :D

  5. @tracirz - HAH, naw...only Sweet So Sweet. The rest are pretty much J-poppy/semi-rock goodness.

    And now, it's time to post up the reason why I made this blog...

  6. I have been fully virutalized.

    And am following you.

  7. Yea, I've learnt something... :D