Monday, August 29, 2011

JUDGEMENT: EXECUTION!!! part 2

OH SHIT IT'S PART TWO!!!!!! FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD IT'S WHAT YOU HEARIN'!!!!!

HOLD ONTO YOUR FISTS GENTLEMEN AND GENTLEWOMEN WHO HAVE NOW BECOME GENTLEMEN FROM TEH SHEER AMOUNT OF TESTOSTERONE OVERLOAD, HOLD ONTO YOUR FISTS WITH YOUR OTHER FISTS BECAUSE WE ARE AS OF NOW FLYING INTO THE FUCKING DANGER ZONE!

ALART, BITCHES!!!

Mazinkaizer SKL Opening (Loudness - Juggernaut)


IF THAT DIDN'T JUST CAUSE YOU TO DRAW FIRST BLOOD AND ROCK THE FUCK OUT THAN YOU LACK TESTICLES!!!!

Fist of the North Star Opening (Masaaki Endoh's version - Ai Wo Torimodose!)


IF THAT DIDN'T WORK JUST FUCKING LEAVE BEFORE WE EAT YOU, BEFORE WE RIP YOUR FACE OFF IN THE COMMENTARY AND EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE DUDE!!!!!!

Saint Seiya Opening (Animetal - Pegasus Fantasy)


Fist of the North Star (21st Century Boys - Heart of Madness)


80'S RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

Detroit Metal City (SATSUGAI!!!!! GO TO DMC!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!))


EXPECT A REVIEW OF SOME SORT ON SOOTHE, ALL ABOUT FUCKING DMC!!!!!!!!!

Soultaker Opening (Jam Project - Soultaker)


FUCK YOU THIS IS MY POWER UP SONG WHERE I REVEAL MY TRUE POWER ONLY YOU'VE BEATEN THE CRAP OUT OF ME AND IT'S TIME TO SIMPLY FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you enjoyed this bout of RAGE ADDICTION with me and hopefully you'll enjoy my other offerings. To the bros who enjoyed this epic journey of FUCK SHIT UP, I thank you. To the ladies whom I have inadvertently mannified, WELCOME TO THE HERD. BROFIST BRO!!!!!

Now go fuck someone up.

JUDGEMENT: EXECUTION!!! part 1

THIS POST NARRATIVE COMPLETELY IN ALL CAPS AND BROKEN ENGLISH!!!! ARE YOU LEADY FOR BLOOD TO BOIL?!!! DO YOU WANT TO ROCK?!!! DO YOU WANT TO HAVE MAXIMUM BANGHEAD ACTION?!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU HERE VIDEOS!!!!!!! WITH MUSIC IN THEM!!!!!!

WOMEN GLOW TESTICRES!!!!!! MEN GROW MORE TESTICRES AND CHEST HAIR ON BACK!!!!!!!!

CHILDREN WILL GNAW ON ILON AND EAT RIONS!!!!!!

GO! SCREAM RANDOM ATTACK NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!

Needless Opening (Modern Strange Cowboy)


Black Lagoon Opening (Mell - Red Fraction)


Busou Renkin Opening (Yoshiki Fukuyama - Makka Na Chikai)


Outlaw Star Opening


Gundam 0083 (Miki Matsubara - The Winner)


Screw the haters, I used to friggin' train to The Winner!!!! This was the song I always finished my laps on, swear to fuggin' Gawd.

More on the next post BECAUSE I APPARENTLY CAN RAPE YOUR BROWSER FROM THE SHEER WEIGHT OF THE VIDEOS I POOOOOST!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Dem Brooklyn Bums Blowout

Y'know, every now and then I'll buy a c.d., that way I can honestly say I'm supporting the music community, y'knowwhatImean?

In b4 haters and vicious slander.

Anyway, one of those compact discs that I've bought over the years that ISN'T Iron Maiden related happens to be of a band known as "Dem Brooklyn Bums." I used to listen to these dudes late at night while on security guard jobs, and I'm tellin' ya...they helped me get through a few sleepy nights. Seriously, the reason why I never fell asleep on the job was 'cuz of these dudes, and I swear I listened to that c.d. until it fucking died.

Seriously, it got scratched up like crazy and now all I have is a carcass to love on.

That iiiiiis until I found some of their stuff on Youtube! And now YOU can enjoy 'em too!

Dem Brooklyn Bums - Double Espresso



Dem Brooklyn Bums - Detroit Rock City



Dem Brooklyn Bums - Wifebeata Boogie



This next one, I swear to fuckin' God I'd start each day before going to work listening to this song here. Dem Brooklyn Bums - "Going The Distance."



What can I say, Dem Brooklyn Bums got a mean fuckin' bass, and they do their style SO right! Check it out, comment back and lemme hear what ya gotta say.

'Cuz yeah, they're good~!!!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: It's the Iron Maiden Extravaganza!!!

Oh god yes, it is time. IT IS TIME.

These bastards taught me the sweet science of heavy metal music. It's from them that I learned of the highs and lows and the sheer power and majesty that can be found in Heavy Metal music.

It is Iron Maiden who taught me how to stare into the eyes of darkness without blinking and shout "I AM!" at the heart of the world without flinching.

All I can offer them back is my unwavering loyalty (even as I and my band strengthen ourselves and practice our music, Iron Maiden is the one band I will NEVER start shit with) and support. I buy their albums and share word of their music with others. When I drove my friends around, on damn near c.d. I owned, burned or bought, I'd have a Iron Maiden song in there.

And now I'm sharing it with you guys.

Strangely enough, for me it all started with getting Brave New World for my twentieth birthday. A pivotal time for me since it was around that time I started getting more politically active, when I started coming to certain realizations about life here in America.

It was at that time that I noticed on my own how things had changed so horribly for African-Americans here, how we went from a proud culture of intellectual, socially-responsible people to thugs and gangbangers. It was during this time that I became practically vicious in my voiced opinions concerning "thug life" and what it had done to our people.

Back then, I still refused to use the word "Nigga" or anything even related to that word. Martin Luther King would've been proud of meh.

Nowadays, shiiiit I don't care man. At least I did until a few months ago...it's weird, I went from severe rage and socio-political activism (actually picketing, getting signatures, slapping senators if I saw 'em on the street) to just a sleepy kind of apathy...but now that I'm back in training and getting that feeling of being a badass back again, I'm getting to be vociferous again, only this time over the Internet.

I dunno, maybe it's all the riots or somethin'. Just the feeling that there still might be hope for the future, hope for America again.

What, you think I'm black? Nigga, I ain't even black. BWABWABWA WHAT NOW SON?

Fuck the racism and preconceived notions, let's listen to some good fuckin' music~!

Flight of Icarus



Die With Your Boots On



The Trooper



Powerslave



Ace's High



Out of the Silent Planet



The Wicker Man (the RADIO edit godammit!)



Virus (it's incredibly frightening to me how well this song describes what's going on in American politico-business strata)



Sign of the Cross (fuck the Blaze Bailey haters, he did a good job carrying the band after Bruce Dickinson. Of course his fans are kinda pathetic in the commentary...)



The Edge of Darkness



The Aftermath



Rainmaker



Paschendale



Face In The Sand (once again, it scares me how well this describes our current times)



The Reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg



Different World



If I haven't killed your browser by now, then you're gonna fuckin' LOVE the last two songs on this list that are, in my humble opinion, the greatest songs Iron Maiden has ever made. Maybe not the most popular, but these two have actually and actively affected my life directly, and thusly do I present them to you as I do.

Hallowed Be Thy Name



The Thin Line Between Love And Hate



Now, I know I know...you probably don't see a particular song (or songs) up on this list. Well, I gotta point out that Iron Maiden is not only one of the most prolific set of artists out there but also they're one of the longest-running. Besides, I don't want to ruin EVERY album they've put out there (I almost did with two of 'em already), and it'd be best for you to check 'em out and buy 'em on your own.

So there you have it. My big-assed Iron Maiden Extravaganza, and practically the reason why I started this blog.

No matter where you are, friends, no matter who you are just remember this: life is for rockin'.

Do it fuckin' banghead hard, yo.

Sincerely,

~That Bastard

Saturday, August 13, 2011

I Might Lose A Follower Or Two For This 'Un...

So, do y'all know what Vocaloids are? It's basically a computer program that can sing.

Yeah, inorite?! Like Macross Plus is suddenly becoming real or somethin'~! Even worse, there's tooooons of porn out there for each one (or so, at least the most popular ones) so if they DO become sentient we're guaranteed they'll go Skynet on our collective asses.

With that stated, lemme introduce you to the most popular fuck that I'll show you my favorite one out of 'em all.

The alter-ego (I'll explain later) known as Miku Zatsune. In b4 weeaboos correcting me.

Miku Zatsune - Sweet So Sweet (WARNING, DAT OPENING SOUND BLAST!)



Okay, so you have Miku Hatsune, who is the most popular of the vocaloids (including squeeing fangirls whom I like to torture by posting up pornographic pictures of Miku. It's all fantears and "MIKU WOULD NEVER DO THAAAAAT!" guess what she did she's a 2-dimensional character and a computer program and I have pictures of her slutting it out with multiple kinds of gangbangs OH BY THE WAY MY BLOGS AREN'T SUGGESTED FOR YOUR KIDS YOU SHOULD NOT LET THEM READ ME LOL), and she's pretty much pure J-pop goodness. I don't mind J-techno, or J-pop, or...well, you get the point. Now Miku can kick out the jams though, with only a few sounding too metallic for my tastebuds.

Then you have her alter-ego which encompasses real metal, hard rock sounds though there's ongoing internuggets arguments if her name is Miku Zatsune or Miku Hagane. No matter how you cut it though, bitch's got chops.

Miku Hagane - Sky Burial



The, well...strangely metal-ish "Corpse Attack" by Miku Hagane...



Anyway, you get the point. Now that I've broken the ice with THAT, let's cover a coupla Miku Hatsune songs, eh? Then perhaps a coupla other vocaloids...

Miku Hatsune - God Slaying Machine



Miku Hatsune - Rerise



An interestingly, hauntingly beautiful one called "Silence"...



Another personal fave of mine, "Love Is War"...



Also, BWABWABWA omfg the fantards are fighting amongst themselves, Miku Hatsune purists versus those who think she's "as good as Lady Gaga!" AAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

So anyway, yeah...there's actually quite a few other vocaloids. Lin and Ren, the twins (brother and sister), two cute blondes who are sometimes accompanied by Miku Hatsune. Teito, who isn't as popular as Miku (and apparently has a bit of stage envy - she actually has a song "It's Teito's Turn Forever!" amongst others. Or maybe I'm reading too much into it, either way...), and there's also Luka, Kaito...

Well, to be quite honest I haven't even heard the others, really.

STILL, ya learn somethin' new everyday, yeah? And in this day and age when computer programs can friggin' sing, who knows what tomorrow will bring...

It'd better bring me my goddamn sex robot slaves, that's what~~!

Next post, I'm gonna post up just a bunch of hard rock and sweet metal, 'cuz my fuckin' e-cred is shrinking by the second. Gotta keep it real greasy up in heah, gotta keep it street, y'knowwhatI'msayin'?

~That Bastard

Monday, August 8, 2011

Got A Mixed Bag Of Good For Ya~!

A little bit of this, a little bit of that...

Let's start things off with a coupla M.C. Hawkings offerings, eh? Time to piss off my creationist and monotheistic followers~!

M.C. Hawkings - Fuck The Creationists



M.C. Hawkings - What We Need More Of Is Science



Alright, I've had this on my Youtube for, like, awhiiiiile. It's one of the best freestyle raps I've ever heard given by a drunk, homeless guy. Plus the viewer comments are pretty fucking funny, tons of drama wars goin' on there (as of several months ago, at least). Truth straight off the streets y'all, dis nigga true fo real.

Kanookle and Junior - Freestyle



I know! Yeah they don't need help gettin' more advertising (and are, in fact, the greatest trolls to ever hit the music scene since every rapper ever), but hey - I dig their shit. It's like they studied all the old skool shit and just ran with it.

Yeah, it's Die Antwoord time!

Die Antwoord - Wat Pomp



Funny story, I'm actually into old skool style rap, y'knowwhatImean? Only kinda hip-hop is that hip-hopera bullshit, but y'know rap? I remember when that shit was dope before Thug Life was backed by the media as the only intellectual outlet for black people, and y'know what?

I can't stand that cookie cutter shit.

With THAT said, every now and then I come across songs, groups or individuals that are just so fuckin'...I dunno, interestin' that I just nod my head and enjoy that shit.

With THAT stated, enjoy some semi-NSFW (at least, it IS racy) fun with Die Antwoord - Evil Boy~! Prepare for more penis then you're comfortable with:



From now on I'm gonna go around screaming "MY PENIS IS CLEAN! MY PENIS IS STRONG!! DO NOT TOUCH MY PENIS I AM NOT A GAY I DON'T WANT TO GO INTO THE BUSH WITH YOUUUU!" in Swahili. Just...random places.

Worst part about it is that I actually know, like, five or seven people who'd actually DO that shit with me.

SWAHILI PENIS FLASH MOB, HOOAH!!!

BAH, so much rap today...time to get my hardcore chops back with some sweet, sweet metal and equally awesome hard rock!

James Gang - Walk Away (a personal fave)



A MAN SO FUCKING TALENTED AND AWESOME THAT THIS ENTIRE SENTENCE MUST BE DONE IN CAPITALS: DIO - EVIL EYES!



Alright alright, there we go~! I WILL be doing another vidyuh gaem music blowout but, above all, is the Iron Maiden megapage.

Above all, number one and above all I'm an Iron Maiden fan. It's because of them (the Brave New World album, to be specific) that I came into the world of heavy metal and haven't looked back since. For a long time I was just kinda all over the place after gangsta rap took over the rap scene, and I was still trying to discover who and what I was in a musical sense.

Then I discovered Iron Maiden, and it's been nothing but awesome after awesome ever since.

So until next time, mah peepz! Listen to some good music and just fucking enjoy life, y'know?L

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Sorry, but it's time for a new music post!

Y'know, for purely popularity reasons I SHOULD leave that OOOOH SO SEXY POST up, but meh...time to post up some new songs sifted from the bowels of pure Youtube awesomeness.

Now I do believe it's time for some "Internet produced" music. What I mean is stuff that gets remixed by some unknown and just floated out onto the Internuggets, or completely original songs done by people over the internet like, well...Morbicae's "Shoop da Whoop" song. Dunno what it's about or where it initially came about from, but holy jesus does it fucking rock!

Here's the full version:



Also, this sweet remix of Playground (lol Another Bad Creation) and Castlevania's Vampire Killer~! Check THIS out:



Y'know, here's another awesome little ditty that I found on the Internets just fuckin' randomly and what-not...

Y'know, this is friggin' harder than I thought! Here, check this out...and my response is "Because fuck Rebecca Black, that's why."



I don't even NEED to tell you about AntfishTAS's fuckin' amazing parody dub of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (one of THE best anime/manga's out there, even if he is going on to Dune-level proportions when it comes to how much material is just bein' put out there. Besides, didn't Jotaro Joestar die already?), but he also did some remixes with stuff from the vidyuh games and anime and...well, dig the Lollipop WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-Mix:



For no freaking reason, here's the opening to his parody dub since it uses the BEST part of Killswitch Engage's version of Holy Diver:



Hell, while we're at it here's a 10 FUCKING MINUTE LOOP of his strangely-dubbed Polnareff voice doing "Hoes and Wine." If you don't get the joke, it's a parody of a song by Alestorm called "Wenches and Mead."



Yes, that IS a great song to go running with!

Y'know, have I posted that song yet, Killswitch Engage's version of Holy Diver?

Shit, here ya go...the KE version:



and Dio's version:



And, to cap off this installment of Internets Musics, here's Imagica - The Night Loop. Because I remember when "artistic" homepages were new, original, artsy, fucking awesome and it was the year 2000.