Wednesday, July 27, 2011

(NSFW kinda) HEY HEY IT'S THE SEXY VIDEO POST!

ATTENTION: THIS IS A WARNING FOR YOUR AREA OF THE INTERNETS, FOR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE ABOUT TO CHECK OUT SOME OF THE SEXIEST VIDEOS AND SONGS I HAVE ON MY LIST. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

YOU SHOULD NOT BE UNDER THE AGE OF LEGAL CONSENT IN YOUR STATE TO VIEW THESE.

YOU SHOULD NOT BE WATCHING THIS AT YOUR JOB UNLESS YOU ROUTINELY MASTURBATE AT YOUR JOB.

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU GRAB THE NEAREST FUCKTOY, LIVING OR OTHERWISE, AND GET 'EM ON YER LAP TO WATCH THESE FOLLOWING VIDEOS!

With THAT all said, I'm gonna kick drive yer libido with Ultra Nate - Automatic



Why yes, that's how my clawed fingers feel stroking down the center of yer back. And yes, that's my teeth on your shoulder.

And now for a completely delectable coupla videos.

First up is Alex Guadino feature Crystal Water and a whole fleet of scantily clad marching band hotties - Destination Calabria



Followed by Enur featuring Nastaja (rest in peace, you talented and lovely beauty) - Calabria 2007



Eric Prydz - Call on Me, reminding us that apparently there's not enough dudes out there who realize how fucking hot a gymnastic course can be. MILFS everywhere, bro!



Garbage - Androgyny. 'Nuff said.



Yeah, you feelin' yer loved one up yet?

Time for me to go all kindsa dark on you with these next two offerings.

Dir en grey - Obscure (UNCUT YO!)



Fukuro (the Art of Silent Hill)



Why yes, I forgive you for touching yourself while watching those last two. The delicious taste of flesh and dirt is going to stay in your mouth though, and you'll FUCKING LIKE IT!

Annnnd some random songs to make love to, just 'cuz I dig y'all like that.

Erykah Badu and MF Doom - On and On (Remix)



Apocalyptica - Bittersweet




And hey, even geeks like teh sexorz!

Lunatica - Avalon (set to two dancing elf chicks from Lineage 2)



Hey, fuck you man DON'T JUDGE ME but damn dem proportions be BANGIN'!

14 comments:

  1. I WATCH AT WORK AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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  2. OH?

    EVEN FUKURO AND OBSCURE?!

    YOU SICK SICK FUCK YOU!

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  3. Sultry! But why dir en grey... whyyyy.

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  4. The DEG was by far the hottest. And all that baby eating made me hungry.

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  5. Damn I love bittersweet, I have that album and always listen to that song time to time, also struggle, path, and a few I forgot are great.

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  6. jeees what's wrong with those japanese guys?

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  7. Dayyummm! That shit was supah sexy!!!
    +followed

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  8. Fucks sake, none of those is available in my country!

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  9. Aww videos "] some are scary lol but still cool haha +1

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  10. @Devour HAH, yeah. I did that on purpose 'cuz...well, hell, I'm certain not EVERYONE finds darker shit to be sexy, but I know I'm one of them types. Nothin' gets me harder than geishas in oni masks fucking a guy to death with razor-lined...

    Wait, wait, I think I just stepped over the line for m'self. Lemme check...yeap, half-chub.

    Dammit, needs more Destination Calabria...

    Delicious peaches!

    @Neon - OH SHIT BRO, where you from? I'll try and find youtubes from your country so you can join in on the sexfest.

    Seriously, I got love for my commentators and followers, and I wouldn't want ya left out, y'knowwhatImean?

    @Sub-Radar-Mike - HAH!!!

    @netw - HA HA!

    @Stig - MAH NIGGAAAAA, yeah. Y'know, I remember seeing the not-explicit version and it totally lacked baby eating, hide (the vocalist) spazzing, and just in general tension, y'knowwhatImean?

    Tension's necessary for horror-sexy.

    @Sketchar - DUDE, I gotta do an Apocalyptica blowout or extravaganza sometime. ESPECIALLY Path...the whole battling their shadows thing, and they NEVER LET THE SHORT-HAIRED ONE GET ANY CAMERATIME.

    Seriously.

    Admittedly though, I don't like their "lead" guy. He looks too much like Axl Rose for me to like him, and if my band ever gets big enough for me to talk crap on television, I'm gunnin' for him with a hard-on and a hammer (even if I did like some of Chinese Democracy).

    @Necro - awwww yeah, boi. Giggity.

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  11. i fukin remember that call on me clip.... good memories x)

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  12. wow I couldnt get through all the vids but you really put together a fine collection.

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  13. that valerie video has and always will be hilarious

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