Wednesday, July 27, 2011

(NSFW kinda) HEY HEY IT'S THE SEXY VIDEO POST!

ATTENTION: THIS IS A WARNING FOR YOUR AREA OF THE INTERNETS, FOR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE ABOUT TO CHECK OUT SOME OF THE SEXIEST VIDEOS AND SONGS I HAVE ON MY LIST. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

YOU SHOULD NOT BE UNDER THE AGE OF LEGAL CONSENT IN YOUR STATE TO VIEW THESE.

YOU SHOULD NOT BE WATCHING THIS AT YOUR JOB UNLESS YOU ROUTINELY MASTURBATE AT YOUR JOB.

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU GRAB THE NEAREST FUCKTOY, LIVING OR OTHERWISE, AND GET 'EM ON YER LAP TO WATCH THESE FOLLOWING VIDEOS!

With THAT all said, I'm gonna kick drive yer libido with Ultra Nate - Automatic



Why yes, that's how my clawed fingers feel stroking down the center of yer back. And yes, that's my teeth on your shoulder.

And now for a completely delectable coupla videos.

First up is Alex Guadino feature Crystal Water and a whole fleet of scantily clad marching band hotties - Destination Calabria



Followed by Enur featuring Nastaja (rest in peace, you talented and lovely beauty) - Calabria 2007



Eric Prydz - Call on Me, reminding us that apparently there's not enough dudes out there who realize how fucking hot a gymnastic course can be. MILFS everywhere, bro!



Garbage - Androgyny. 'Nuff said.



Yeah, you feelin' yer loved one up yet?

Time for me to go all kindsa dark on you with these next two offerings.

Dir en grey - Obscure (UNCUT YO!)



Fukuro (the Art of Silent Hill)



Why yes, I forgive you for touching yourself while watching those last two. The delicious taste of flesh and dirt is going to stay in your mouth though, and you'll FUCKING LIKE IT!

Annnnd some random songs to make love to, just 'cuz I dig y'all like that.

Erykah Badu and MF Doom - On and On (Remix)



Apocalyptica - Bittersweet




And hey, even geeks like teh sexorz!

Lunatica - Avalon (set to two dancing elf chicks from Lineage 2)



Hey, fuck you man DON'T JUDGE ME but damn dem proportions be BANGIN'!

Friday, July 22, 2011

Y'know what? Some pretty good music in hurr...

Fun Time De Yah - Night Rider



So yeah, I was postin' up them GI Joe PSA parodies, right? And this just got stuck in my head...and now it's stuck in yours. <3 Well, that was nice and sunny...who's up for some southern-fried darkness? Clutch - Guild of Mute Assassins

Aren't these guys big time now? If not, why the fuck aren't they? They fuckin' ROCK!!!! Seriously, this song along is just...uhhhh...then there's release the kraken and, well...

Here, listen for yourself!

Clutch - Burning Beard



Hmmmm. This posts needs more...just...more...

I know, howzabout some Fishbone?

Fishbone - Fight the Youth



WHY ARE YOU READING THIS CURRENT SENTENCE WHEN YOU COULD INSTEAD BE LISTENING TO THIS NEXT AWESOME OFFERING!!!

Sikth - Scent of the Obscene



My my MY my my, we've come through quite a few songs today haven't we? Huh...y'know, lemme give ya one that you may or may not have heard on the radio before. I actually hated these guys for, like, the longest time until I heard "Welcome Home" and went "Wait, what the fuck? These guys kick ass now? What the hell?!!!"

Coheed and Cambria - Gravemakers and Gunslingers



Well, that's all for now! Got tests to take and stories to make, etcetera and et al and other nonsuch...

Sincerely,

~That Bastard

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Y'know what you need more of in your life? JIM'S BIG EGO!!!

Some of you will remember this AMV:



Yeap. It's THAT AMV~!!! Waaay back in the day, like 1998 or 2000 or somethin' like that, I ran across this gem like so many others did on the Internuggets. It wasn't until last week that I, literally, decided to check out Jim's Big Ego...

and hoooolyyyyy shiiiit, these guys fuckin' college rawk!!!

So, with that would you like to peruse a small selection of their discography? Seriously, these guys got an awesomely collective sense of humor in their videos, and I can't quite figure out what their genre is...but y'know what? Fuck it, check it yer damn self~!

After all, genres ain't nothin' but further bullshit marring what could possibly be awesome music~!

Addicted to Stress (their actual video, an incredibly funny one too in my opinion)



It's weird, that song pretty much just sums up my whole fucking life.

They're Everywhere



Nothin' major this time around, I've wanted to share Jim's Big Ego with y'all for a little bit now.

HEY, I know~! Let's close out with an AMAZING fan-made music video set to Dr. Steel's "Lament For A Toy Factory~!"

Good to go? Good to go!

Friday, July 15, 2011

You've got your geek in my gangsta! Well, you've got YOUR gangsta in MY geek!!

Fuck it all, it's Friday: time for some sweet fuckin' rhymes.

The Mighty Underdogs - Gunfight



I dare you, I DOUBLE-DOG DARE WITH BOTH LEGS UP to watch that shit stoned off your ass at 3 a.m. in the morning. I don't even DO drugs and I was trippin' balls off of that video!!! My friend though...HAH, best shit I've ever seen.

Trust me, everyone should have at least one stoner friend whose harshest shit is marijuana - they can be some of the funniest fuckers around, so long as they keep their shit together. An "office stoner" if you will.

Speakin' 'bout MF Doom, here he is with Zero 7 in Somersault - (Dangermouse Remix)



Now, I'll freak out about Zero 7 and MF Doom and Mos Def some other time. Let's rope it back to:

The Mighty Underdogs - Droppin' Science Fiction



Alright, NOW let's get back to MF Doom. Y'know, some years ago (like, four or five) Adult Swim was a pretty cool place to chill from 10 p.m. on. They also put out a completely free coupla albums, Chocolate Swim and...well, suffice it to say they had a couple of completely free albums. Both of 'em featured a shit-ton of offerings with acts like Madlibs, Lady Sovereign, MF Doom and Danger Mouse (whom I'm a huge faggot for)...well, you can find 'em on yer own or just wait 'til I decide to do a Best of Adult Swim Extravaganza.

In the meantime, here's some MF Doom, Danger Mouse and Adult Swim - Korn Dogz



For the record, I fucking hated Ozmo...but I grew to lurve Squidbees. Today I'm still frightening in my loathing for how low Adult Swim has sunk to, and I do indeed pine for the days of good programs like they used to. Ditto MTV2's lineup of cartoons from six years ago (spearheaded by the always good Celebrity Deathmatch)...god, I am just appalled at what they've been puttin' on the air. Seriously feels bad, bro.

Here's some more MF Doom/Adult Swim offerings:

Dangerdoom/Adult Swim - Sofa King



Dangerdoom/Adult Swim - Space Ho's (I actually have a different version than this, but hey - this is close enough~!)



Oh SHIT son, Dangerdoom and Ghostface Killah - The Mask with the videos of the Silver Saint in the background?!

YOU FUCKING HEARD ME!




Well, enough of my wangsting. Lemme leave ya with the delicious mouthwash that is Mos Def featuring Zero 7 - Umi Says. I have made love with this song playing in the background, and so should you.



Enjoy the weekend to come y'all, and I'm glad so many of you enjoyed the Prog Metal Blowout, not to mention the Faith No More Extravaganza. FNM and Mike Patton deserve all the accolades they've acquired, y'knowwhatImean? Anyway, expect an Iron Maiden and a Savatage Extravaganza from me soon - I simply have too much love for both of these bands to NOT speak on 'em.

Keep bangin' yer heads, mah peepz.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Ready for some good stuff? PROG METAL BLOWOUT!

Time to get our Prog Metal on.

Demon's and Wizards - Terror Train



I actually liked this song more BEFORE I read the lyrics. Afterwards? Meh..."I'm Blaine" doesn't sound as cool as "My friend." Plus it went from pretty awesome sounding to "waaaaah emoemoemoemoemoWHYWON'TYOUBEMYFRIIIIEND?!"

If I wanted that kinda shit, I'd listen to Morissey, who I hate with a blind passion.

Moooooving on with a double shot of Fates Warning, what has to be one of THE best bands from the back in the day, yo~!

Fata Morgana



The Apparition



My god, his vocals!!!!

SO, where was I? Oh yeah, Thunderstone. You NEED to hear this next song...

Thunderstone - Let The Demons Free.



Not the original vocalist (they've since gotten a new lead singer), but a great song nonetheless~!!

Hmmmm, speakin' about Stratovarius-like songs, how about some...well, Stratovarius?!

Stratovarius - Black Diamond



While we are neck-deep in my college years circa 2002-2004, let's go on with some Tristania - Angel Lore...



Now, before I continue know that I will NOT be posting up any Nightwish 'cuz I'm savin' THAT for an Extravaganza. They're up there, man. Ditto for Savatage, another amazing band.

But y'know who I WILL let you taste?

Dream Evil - Heavy Metal In The Night



Y'know, some might argue that some of the bands I've listed here don't count as progressive metal. I say "fuck that shit, it sounds awesome." With THAT stated, I present to you...

Blue Oyster Cult - Veteran of the Psychic Wars



Now...this.

THIS.

I actually hated this song for, like, six months...and will be addressing how I unhated it after those six months at my tumblr blog. Suffice it to say, I gradually grew to like this song, even adopting it as a personal theme song for quite a few years, and eventually grew to listen to the rest of their discography. Still, I look back fondly on those years when I was listening to this song...and, much like the video game music, this was just during an era of my life that was really, REALLY good for me.

I'm talking about Symphony X - Whispers.



Mmmmmmm, delicious prog metal! Tastes of SMITE OUR ENEMIES and BEHOLD THY SWORD BURIED IN THY CHEEEEEST!

In b4 "DRAGONFOOOORCE" or whatever other faggotry yer 'bout to yell at me.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Faith No More Extravaganza: A late-night too-tired -to-sleep post.

Y'know what a beautiful night like this needs?

A Faith No More Extravaganza. Apologies to my all-time favorite band, Iron Maiden, in that they are not my first extravaganza. I'll get you bastards next time.

Introduce Yourself - RIGHT ON!



Evidence - what has to be one of the grooviest songs I've ever had playing while making love.



Falling To Pieces - Like I WASN'T going to post this one up?!



SURPRISE, YOU'RE DEAD!



The Real Thing - I'm fairly certain I had a religious movement when I first heard this song. Just awesome, epic fuckin' music, man.



Edge of the World - is it me or am I just choosin' a ton of their songs from this one album? Can't be helped - I dig this shit too much.



War Pigs - one of my absolute fave versions of this amazing song, y'knowwhatImean? Mike Patton is the fucking Metatron himself, I swear to fucking God.



Cup of Sorrow - For awhile I didn't hear about either Faith No More OR Mr. Bungle (another Mike Patton project), then outta nowhere I see this on MTV2 when they were actually good again. Now MTV2 sucks just as hard as anything else out there. Man I miss the lineups from three or four years ago...



Ricochet - Yeah, why not...shit's good, bro.



Malpractice - Genre? What genre?! Faith No More has only one genre: Faith No More.




BE AGGRESSIVE - BE, BE AGGRESSIVE!!! Is it me or does FNM do a lot of...well, swallowing mentions? Like double entendres abound with Evidence, which IS about semen stains post-blowjorb. I'm just sayin'...



Land of Sunshine - pure fucking awesome.



Y'know what? It's time to kill this list, for now...and I'm gonna do it with one of those "Defining Songs" for my life.

May I present to you, friendly bastards all, to one of my top ten songs.

I present to you Epic by Faith No More.

Maybe you're too young to have seen this music video? Maybe you don't recognize the relevance of Faith No More in modern day musical styles and genres? I sincerely hope you've perhaps picked up a new favorite or two tonight, because FNM and Mike Patton himself have both been influential to many different genres, not just metal and rock.

Enjoy the music, my friends: it's one of the last bastions of hope for the futile future of mankind. It's the last rebellion, the final trump and shout, and, above all, the last fig leaf left to us.

Epic.



WHY DID THE FISH HAVE TO DIIIIIIIE?!!!!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

THIS IS THE REAL FIRST VIDEO GAME MUSIC BLOG NOT THE OTHER ONE OH GOD FORGIVE ME!

So, I just posted up the vidyuh gaem Madworld OST highlights...

and then it hit me: wtf?!! Out of ANY video game OST's out there, there's one that I revere more than any for its' amazing tracks. I mean, there are so many memories tied to this OST for me that I refuse to spell it "vidyuh gaem" when speaking of this.

I'm talking about Guilty Gear X.

Some of you may know this game, some of you may not. Guilty Gear X is synonymous to me for a time of my life where I was practically untouchable. I had my crew, I had my peoples, I had two jobs and was going to school at the time. I was literally kicking ass on a weekly basis and was pretty much a juggernaut in quite a lot I was involved in at the time.

I was incredibly happy.

I would proceed to get to the top of my game, then fall down and am currently getting back up to that wicked pedestal I've apparently placed myself on. I may not be at that lofty goal yet, but it's one I will achieve, y'knowwhatImean?

ANYWAY, I just posted up the previous vidyuh gaem post, noted this then my heart freakin' broke. THIS should've been the one~! My first video game post, y'know? Guilty Gear X: Rising Force of Gear! In order to patch it up, lemme share a meaning or two with these four songs, my favorites out of an entire album that is composed of ALL of my favorites:

Still in the Darkness (Milia Rage VS Eddie)



Mmmmmmm...the coda to that song still makes my heart race. Just...period. Guilty Gear X (and it's subsequent "add-on" sequels, up 'til its' true sequel Guilty Gear 2...which I have yet to play. :( Sad face is very sad.) is definitely a game about the relationships of the characters interacting throughout the history of this amazing, hard-rock fueled world. Mostly the hatred and need for vengeance, but there's bright points too. The story of Milia Rage, Zato-1, Eddie and Venom is a tried and true story of fucked up relationships, black magic and eternal, smoldering, hate-filled, venomous, spiteful vengeance.

No Mercy (Sol Versus Ky)



God, that song...THAT song is what really got me into the idea of doing theme songs for particular characters/events. Out of all my stories and the bullshit that I've written/spouted, I still have yet to really flesh out any fictional relationship as twisted, brutal, and enmity-filled as that between Sol Badguy and Ky Kiske. Ignore the Blue Oni/Red Oni bullshit, forget about the "good versus evil" ideals, completely throw out the window the very basis of...well, fuck it, it's just about what has to be the greatest, most conflict-laden enmity I've ever witnessed. Now, I gotta admit that it might not be that bad: maybe my fanboy goggles is blowing up the whole Sol-Badguy-Not-Giving-A-Fuck-About-Ky-Kiske's-Beliefs-And-Existence or Ky-Kiske-Hating-Sol-Badguy-With-The-Passion-Of-A-Thousand-Suns-For-Destabilizing-The-Holy-Order-Of-Knights-And-Plunging-The-World-Into-Darkness.

...naw, they hate each other that much.

Things seem to have cooled off by Guilty Gear 2, but I will always love this time in the video game universe simply because it gave me a rivalry fueled with bitter, bitter hatred. For that I cannot love this game any more than I do already.

Burly Heart (Theme of Potemkin)



God this fucker was huge. Like seriously huge. Like holy fucking shit huge. Like xbawks hueg. Just fuckin' huge.

...that's it. Seriously, I remember this song mostly not because I like it that much, but rather it seems like all my friends at the time (and I DO mean all my friends, especially my weekly crew) just dug the fuck out of this song. I still don't know why, but I can't hear this song without thinking of you bastards.

Rock on hard, wherever life takes you fucktards. For old times sake: it was fun hangin' out wit y'all, and I'm glad I was able to bring you home safely. Now git the FUCK outta mah car!!!


Fuuga (Theme of Anji)



God I hated this fucker. Just hated hiiiiim, but there was only one person I couldn't fight against: this one friend of mine, the motherfucker rolled with May. May is this little sweet, cute, adorable loli who wields a fucking anchor, rides dolphins to attack you and could juggle your ass like it was fucking Super Smash Brothers.

Seriously, if ANYONE else used May, I'd whup 'em...but for whatever reason, the moment HE got his hands on her, I suddenly saw red and just LOST IT. I mean, all caps lost it. All my juggle attacks, my slick tricks with Venom or Chipp (in b4 Chipp Zanuff hate) or even my solid gameplay with Sol Badguy...pfft. All out the fucking window.

...where was I? Oh yeah, Anji.

For some reason, rollin' down the freeway and this c.d. playin' in the car, this song was just awesome. Especially during the summer. I don't know why.

Now, the entire OST is just awesome on top of fuckwin. Seriously, I know I was kinda plannin' this blog all hurly-burly to just present awesome music and such, and this is nothing like my The Bellingham Jerk...but this.

I really wanted to share something personal with you guys, public forums and the Internets and what-not, and this was definitely it.

VIDYUH GAEM MUSIC TIEM: MADWORLD OST


Shit, I ain't even here to bother you with the background of the awesome game that is Madworld, a game that I have yet to really play or own. Doesn't stop me from lovin' on it though, and since it's on the Wii I have even more mad love for it: it's like having My Way Entertainment dub air on Nickelodeon.

SO, here's my four favorite songs from the OST. I'm not even one FOR rap and hip-hop, yet this is some of the most original shit I've ever heard of in a vidyuh gaem.

Enjoy~!

It's A Mad World



Madworld



Look Pimpin'



So Cold



Madworld. A good fuckin' reason to own a Wii, if you ask me.



Sunday, July 3, 2011

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MEAT...PUPPETS?

Bad joke title, but a great freakin' song right here...crawlin' up out of the sewers of my teenage years, Meat Puppets' "Backwater," a great song that's just popped up in my head from time to time.



GOD, the '90's gave us so much good music, so many great songs and albums. Like, EVERYTHING by Soundgarden, y'knowwhatImean? Fuck the genre bullshit: if it's good, listen to it!

And Meat Puppets, to me, encapsulates everything great about '90's music. It's just honestly good rock, no excuses no bullshit and (today) no airplay.

Seriously, MTV...what the ever-living hell is WRONG with you fucking people? You, BET, even VH1, it's as if you're completely certain everyone is FINALLY brainwashed enough that you can just sit back on your laurels and stop trying.

Dude, the masses still remember when we had good music, not the corporate-produced bullshit of today. Perhaps there will be a reckoning, perhaps not...at least we still have the tunes of yesteryear, until we're told that it's both illegal and a mindcrime to listen to music about rebellion and imagination.

...and just like that, I derail my own goddamn blog into an opinions portal. Y'know what? Screw it, just listen to the song and ignore me.

As way of apology, shall I leave one more song for ya?



Kickin' This Blog Off The Proper Way

Bachman Turner Overdrive.





Just, Jesus Christ the chunkiness of these riffs~!!!  I can't think of a more worthy song to start this blog off with...though I'm immediately gonna follow it up with somethin' equally tasty~!

God, I'm so fucking lazy...just check out B.T.O.'s basic information and history here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachman%E2%80%93Turner_Overdrive